reinventingthekarmicwheel:

girl: i love you

me: welcome to the club

girl: *gets offended and walks away*

me: …u were the first member

like if u cried

(Source: powerburial, via perks-of-being-chinese)

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mydeargatsby:

writtenanddirected:

a new ask meme: go to my ask and paste the last thing you copied and send it to me without any explanation

do this

(via ohbela)

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