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when u use ur boobs to get someone to notice u

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"Politeness has become so rare that people mistake it for flirtation."
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gnastly:

I smoked one alcohol and my left arm fell off

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pugsnotborissjohnsen:

crying is the biggest bullshit ever its like “oh you’re feeling sad and vulnerable, lets make liquid come flying out of your face and make it really loud too so everyone around you will sense your weakness” who the fuck authorized this. its terrible planning, id like to file a complaint

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