passive aggressive family members

"guess i’ll never be a grandma"

"guess i’ll never be an aunt"

"guess i’ll never be able to dress a niece/nephew"

stop feeling so entitled to my hypothetical offspring. it is not yours. it is mine. i will grow it if i grow it. and it will be mine. not yours. i am not an incubator which grants you familial titles. jesus. go away. this “have a baby i can play with” thing is so impersonal and insensitive and annoying.

(via jaredpadaleckiisamonster)

Random Demon: Your threats mean nothing.
Sam: Oh really?
Dean: :pours holy water on the demon from flask:
Random Demon: AAAHHRGH
Sam: How 'bout now?
Random Demon: Bite me.
Sam: :sneers:
Sam: have it your way...
Sam: Exorcizamus te, omnis immundus spiritus-
Random Demon: AAAHHRGH
Sam: Oh shit sorry Dean!
Sam: Oh my god
Sam: I'm so sorry


you know how when you go to a concert or show of some sort and the person on stage is like “HOW’S EVERYONE DOING TONIGHT?!?!?!?!” and the audience cheers back? why? you’re not answering the question, you’re just yelling. imagine if we did that in daily conversation. “hey jeff, how are ya?” and jeff just starts screaming and clapping in your face

(via leviathans-in-the-tardis)